How long is Subway going to hang on to this guy? I mean, it's great that he lost a gazillion pounds and can finally fit through a door frame, but he sure is milking Subway for what it's worth. I can't stand the guy. I'm not too sure if I can put a finger on it, but I'd say that when he gets that smirk on his face when he's trying to hide his teeth - ugh, I just want to throw fried chicken at him.
"The last time I had sex? With another person?"
"I'm telling you...it's baby spinach - look again"Come on Subway, dump the dead weight (Ed:
do you see what I did there?). Even Snuggle fabric softener's pink Teddy Bear mascot gives Jared a run for the money.
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